When my Dr. advised that penile elongation was an impossibility, there was but one appropriate response.

When my Dr. advised that penile elongation was an impossibility, there was but one appropriate response.

Whoever wrote this headline should be fired post-haste.

Whoever wrote this headline should be fired post-haste.

When Luis Guzman washes his face, I’ll bet he finds old receipts and shit under his brow.

When Luis Guzman washes his face, I’ll bet he finds old receipts and shit under his brow.

According to pickup artisans, this is an example of “negging”.

According to pickup artisans, this is an example of “negging”.

Great subtitle.

Great subtitle.

Good subtitle.

Good subtitle.